Rules were more important than fun! Before he could utter more than a few sesquipedalian words, the gods evicted him from the heavens, stripped his title, and confined him to spend eternity in the underworld of Inferno. Humans were fun! The Overlord stood horrified. The rules were broken, and all his fine work was shattered! The Overlord prepared his most scathing lecture, a tirade of legalistic sophisms certain to end lives with its mind-boggling pomposity! When he notified the gods of the impending verbal cataclysm, they told him they loved Humans. But then, like humans do, they ruined everything by creating the Cycle of Day and Night. When humans founded Arcadia, the Overlord was pleased that they might settle down. Worse, the humans didn t even seem to care about the rules! Something about free will or other nonsense. The Overlord was aghast! Humans were allowed to dance and maraud anywhere they wanted, any time they wanted. The rules must be obeyed! Eventually, to liven things up a bit, the gods created humans. And if he found an Elf marauding, or an Orc with a passion for dance, he would give them such a terrible lecture that merely the threat of a scolding sent entire tribes into hiding. The Overlord didn t allow even a stray ray of sunlight to reflect toward the mountains or a wayward shadow to darken the forests. These were the rules, and they were a single angel s responsibility. 1 ARCADIA QUEST - Rulebook INFERNO RULEBOOKĢ THE UNDERLORD RISES! (Well, no, he doesn t actually rise per se, but oh, just read.) Once upon a time, the sun only shone in the forests where Elves danced in perpetual daylight, and the moon only rose above darkened mountains fit for Orc marauding.
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